Capita The Outsiders Snowboard Men's 2020
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You know how when you text another dimension there’s always a chance that the qubits would get entangled with the wrong quantum pair and your message could come out super weird on the other end? Like the lovechild of auto-correct and Google Translate that no one asked for, it can be really annoying.
So, this happened a couple weeks ago. I met a total 10 on Hinge. She was from LC-17 in Andromeda. Yeaaaaa, you know the one. Couldn’t believe my luck, she was hot, intelligent and not crazy—a total interdimensional unicorn.
And so I was like, "Should I open the portal or will you open the portal?"
And she texted back, "My portal is pretty big, you think you can handle it?"
And I was all like, "Daaaammnnnn, talk dirty to me interdimensional being!"
But unbeknownst to me, my message got all warbled because of a signal outage in space and it came out the other end as, "I like fire-breathing dinosaurs! Bring 10!!"
So, yeah… not really my fault that they had to send out a couple squadrons of Space Fighters to trap those guys. thing happens man. But seriously though, who brings fire-breathing dinos to a first date??
Capita The Outsiders Snowboard Men's 2020 Features:
- Flex: 6
- Camber Type: Park V1 Profile - The PARK V1 camber configuration zeros out a traditional camber approach 4 cm before the end of the sidecut. The small zero camber sections provide a more controlled ride while retaining the response and power of a cambered board.
- Multitech™ Level 4 DeepSpace™ Silkscreen + PAM16000™ Topsheet /w Metallic Underlay
- Multitech™ Sublimation + Die-cut Base
- PLT Topsheet Technology™
- 360 Degree HRC48 Steel Edges
- Full ABS1000 Sidewalls
- Stainless Steel 4 x 2 Inserts
- New! Quantum Drive™ Base: Harder, stronger, faster, the Quantum Drive™ base is an updated sintered ultra-high molecular weight, ultra-high density polyethylene—the Millenium Falcon of bases, just got turbo charged.
- Holysheet™ Fiberglass + Magic Bean™ Resin: Triax/Biax HOLYSHEET™ has higher glass to weight ratio than normal fiberglass. Impregnated with high performance plant based MAGIC BEAN™ RESIN for the most powerful and dynamic ride.
- New! Technora™ + Flax Boosters: Interwoven Aramid and sustainable Flax fibers that absorb shock and increase power and response.
- New! FSC® Certified P2 Superlight Core™: Extremely lightweight and versatile core combined with high impact resistance and maximum pop.